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		<title>EMHD Rules Updates</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 12:53:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since the end of the last EMHD session, the Useless Ass Staff has met in a multitude of configurations at different locations with various combinations o staffers to work on making things better for the next go around. I&#8217;d expect that readers of that first sentence will have these thoughts: &#8220;DAMN That&#8217;s a Long Sentence&#8221; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://turkeynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/emhd_logo_scaled.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-468" title="emhd_logo_scaled" src="http://turkeynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/emhd_logo_scaled.jpg" alt="" width="180" height="180" /></a>Since the end of the last EMHD session, the Useless Ass Staff has met in a multitude of configurations at different locations with various combinations o staffers to work on making things better for the next go around. I&#8217;d expect that readers of that first sentence will have these thoughts: &#8220;DAMN That&#8217;s a Long Sentence&#8221; and/or &#8220;It&#8217;s already great, how could they POSSIBLY make it better?!&#8221;</p>
<p>Some big points that were covered. This time it&#8217;s a single series, but we&#8217;ll have some one off tournaments to try out some new things. We&#8217;ll also be bringing back the Full Tilt online tournaments. We&#8217;ve added a 6th event, a 3rd place series prize, and upped the player cap from 30 to 40. All that means that we had to make some changes to the point system, proxy rule, and pay out percentages for each tournament. Give the changes a read , and as always if there are any questions, just ask any of us.</p>
<p>Without further introduction, here is the Change Summary for the next EMHD series:</p>
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<p><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">EMHD 2010-11 Summary of Changes</span></span></span></p>
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<ol>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">We are having </span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>ONE</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"> (1) series consisting of </span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>SIX </strong></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">(6) tournaments starting in December and finishing in mid-April.  The tournaments will be more spread out (basically one a month) with March being the only multi-event month.  Our decision was based simply on the spotty attendance during the fall months during the previous series and general tournaments.  The added event will be a $100+15 Single Buy</span>
<ul>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">The Dates are as Follows:</span>
<ul>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">Event 1: December 4th, 2010 , Re-Buy/Add-On</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">Event 2: January 17th, 2011 Single-Buy (Monday, MLK Day)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">Event 3: February 12th, 2011 Single-Buy</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">Event 4: March 12th, 2011 Re-Buy/Add-On</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">Event 5: March 26th, 2011 Single Buy</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">Event 6: April 16th, 2011 Deep Stack</span></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">We are hosting two (2) &#8220;Sorta-Circuit&#8221; tournaments during which we will experiment with different formats and structures. There will be no EMHD withholding</span>
<ul>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">Event S1: August 7th, 2010 (Probable Deep Stack with new Re-Buy blind schedule)<br /></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">Event S2: October 2nd, 2010</span></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">Each player will receive <strong>25 Participation points</strong> for playing in these events<br /></span></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">We are </span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>adding $450</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"> to prize pool and paying </span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>THREE</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"> (3) places.  This will allow more of the field to be in contention for prize money later in the series:</span>
<ul>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">1st Place: $1600</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">2nd Place: $800</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">3rd Place: $300<br /></span></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">We 	have cut the gap in </span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>equity</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"> between the Re-Buy/Add-On and Single Buy formats.  Currently, the 	Re-Buy/Add-On tournaments hold more value in the overall points race 	than the Single Buy tournaments.  This will continue to be the 	case regardless!  However, to cut the gap, we have 	reduced </span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>the EMHD 	withholding for each buy-in after the first ten in Re-Buy 	tournaments from $10 to $8</strong></span></span>
<ul>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">This will reduce the factor but will not in any way make them even. With the reduction in withholding of course, the prize pool for those events will increase, but may decrease the potential for added money in the later tournaments.<br /></span></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">We 	have made changes to the </span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Proxy 	Rule</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">.  We will 	now allow TWO (2) proxies per series but with specific eligibility 	requirements (see below).  The inclusion of Participation Points 	breeds the use of proxies.  However, this is not a bad thing as 	it spurs participation, introduces new players to the series and 	compels players to make an effort to be at all of the tournaments.</span>
<ul>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">A proxy CANNOT have any previous participation points in the current series</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">If you have used a proxy during the designated series, your second proxy CANNOT be the same person.<br /></span></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Participation 	Points </strong></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">adjustment…after 	much deliberation, our goal was to make these points beneficial 	while not excessively penalizing a player for missing just one 	event.  We feel we have come up with a fair solution that, most 	importantly, is easy to figure out for the 	not-as-mathematically-inclined player.</span>
<ul>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">Each player will receive Participation Points based on the <strong>Buy-In Amount</strong> for each event played:</span>
<ul>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">Single Buy: 100 points</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">Re-Buy/Add-On: 135 points (this number was determined based on the average buy-in amounts per player per re-buy event for the first three (3) series)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">Deep Stack: 120 points<br /></span></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">Players that participate in <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>All Six (6)</strong></span> will also receive <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>One per-cent (1%) of the total Event Points</strong></span> (not including kill points) in play for that series. e.g. using the figures from EMHD 2010 B, there were 16369 points in play so the players playing in all 5 events would have each received an additional 164 points <br /></span></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">We have increased the maximum participation from 30 to 40 players (hard cap)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">The </span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Point System</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"> has also been altered to reflect the new player maximums and 	projected participation.  Our informal polling has been nearly 	unanimous in that our players prefer to pay more places for less 	money than vice versa</span>
<ul>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">The Bubble Player will now get a <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Percentage of the Event Points</strong></span> versus half the final place paid. This will be fewer points than before, but that is unavoidable.</span>
<ul>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">These are ADDED ON points, not taken out of the actual event points</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">The main reason for this is that in the Re-Buy format, we are only adding 60 points per buy-in so at the cutoff to the next payout level , we were distributing the same amount of points to more players hence making it more than just a &#8216;mathematical anomaly&#8217; that they were getting less points for finishing in the same place.</span></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">Point Percentages</span>
<ul>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">9-19 players: 3 places (50/30/20) Bubble: 5%</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">20-32 players: 4 places (48/28/19/5) Bubble: 3%</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">33-40 players: 5 places (47/27/18/5/3) Bubble: 2%<br /></span></li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">We 	have included </span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Antes</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"> in </span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Re-Buy/Add-On 	Blind Schedule</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">.  	The two re-buy tournaments during the last series averaged 27.5 	players and lasted on average 6 hrs, 31 minutes.  With our 	intentions to increase the size of the fields, by including the 	antes, we hope to reduce the time by 30-45 minutes.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">We will resume the online ‘Sorta Satellites” on Full Tilt.  John Hurst is taking over the organization of these tournaments.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">Rule 	Book/Procedures Manual language that has changed or been added 	(Proxy Rule included):</span>
<ul>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Half 		Kill</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">: Should a 		player be eliminated by two players with the same holdings, those 		two players will split the kill points; 12.5 points for each 		player.</span> </li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Wait 		List/Seat Forfeiture</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"> Procedures:  The 40 players is a HARD limit! </span>
<ul>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">The 			Tournament Director, or his/her designee, will activate the 			“Notify of Reply” feature and enter “40” in the “Maximum 			Amount of People Who Can Attend” text box on the Evite.  This 			will create the max player count and create a time stamp for each 			reply.</span> </li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">This 			time stamp is the tie breaker for who will receive the final seats 			and the remaining players will be notified by the Tournament 			Director that they are on the wait list and may show up but are 			not guaranteed a seat.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">A “No Show” time of </span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"><strong>FIVE (5) minutes</strong></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"> prior to the designated starting time will be designated as determined by the TD. </span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">At that point a player will be deemed a “no show” and forfeit their seat.  Players on the wait list will be given their seats based on the time stamp on the time stamp of their Evite reply.</span>
<ul>
<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">Should 				a player call the TD and/or any staff member prior to that 				5-Minute deadline, informing them of their status to participate, 				they will </span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"><strong>NOT</strong></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"> forfeit their seat.</span></li>
</ul>
</li>
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<li><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">Specific penalties for </span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>DELAYING</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"> a hand (not posting antes).  Should a player intentionally delay the start of a hand by not posting an ante or blind, for the first offense, the player will be given a warning by the Tournament Director.  For the second offense, the player will be penalized _</span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">TBD (before the start of the next series)_</span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman,serif;">.  For the third offense, the player will be disqualified and his chips removed from play.</span></li>
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		<title>A Birthday of Note-dett</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 00:38:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HULK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While I knew that Chris and Fat Tony were expecting additions of the familial nature close to the same time, I&#8217;ve been waiting for an announcement from the former lunch money game host. When little Stephanos joined us , I figured it would only be a matter of time before a smaller version of Fat [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_1117" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><a href="http://turkeynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/giblet-big.png"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-1117" title="giblet-big" src="http://turkeynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/giblet-big-150x150.png" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Giblet</p></div>While I knew that <a href="http://turkeynerd.com/?page_id=47">Chris</a> and <a href="http://turkeynerd.com/?page_id=166">Fat Tony</a> were expecting additions of the familial nature close to the same time, I&#8217;ve been waiting for an announcement from the former lunch money game host. When little <a href="http://turkeynerd.com/?p=1116">Stephanos joined us</a> , I figured it would only be a matter of time before a smaller version of <a href="http://turkeynerd.com/?page_id=166">Fat Tony</a> made his presence felt. What I didn&#8217;t know was that <a href="http://turkeynerd.com/?page_id=166">Fat Tony</a> actually won the baby making race ! On March 23rd Alexander made his way into the world, on March 24th, I&#8217;m sure daddy told him the secret to playing an unsuited Ace Deuce out of position !</p>
<p>Congratulations Tony &amp; Megan !</p>
<p> </p>
<p><a href="http://turkeynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/LittleTony.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1133" title="Alexander" src="http://turkeynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/LittleTony-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
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		<title>A birthday of &#8216;Nos !</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 14:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HULK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not a lot of shtick in this one. Chris and Dawn (well Dawn anyway) brought the newest member of the The Crew into the world on April 19th. Aside from great parents this young man&#8217;s got a couple of signs pointing towards a bright future. Born April 19th, 4:08 pm. (There&#8217;s no significance that I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_1117" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 190px"><a href="http://turkeynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/giblet-big.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1117 " title="giblet-big" src="http://turkeynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/giblet-big-300x262.png" alt="" width="180" height="157" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Giblet</p></div>
<p>Not a lot of shtick in this one. Chris and Dawn (well Dawn anyway) brought the newest member of the <a href="http://turkeynerd.com/?page_id=34">The Crew</a> into the world on April 19th. Aside from great parents this young man&#8217;s got a couple of signs pointing towards a bright future.</p>
<ul>
<li>Born April 19th, 4:08 pm. (There&#8217;s no significance that I know of to 4/19, but 40 and 8 for a Dad that&#8217;s a Caps fan &#8230; and the Caps got a playoff win that night)</li>
<li>7 lbs, 11 oz &#8211; I believe Series B Champ Lesley said it best &#8230; &#8220;A Vegas Baby !&#8221;</li>
<li>You&#8217;ll see in the pictures, the boy&#8217;s got fashion sense.</li>
</ul>
<p>I&#8217;m all out of ramblings &#8230; With no further adieu, here&#8217;s some pictures of Chris, Dawn, and Stephanos &#8230; (you&#8217;ll get large versions if you click on them)</p>
<div id="attachment_1118" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://turkeynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Dawn-Chris-Stephanos.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1118" title="Dawn-Chris-Stephanos" src="http://turkeynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Dawn-Chris-Stephanos-300x225.jpg" alt="Dawn, Chris, and Stephanos" width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The Happy Family</p></div>
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<div id="attachment_1119" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 235px"><a href="http://turkeynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Tos-and-Nos.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1119" title="Tos and Nos" src="http://turkeynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Tos-and-Nos-225x300.jpg" alt="Tos and Nos " width="225" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Tos and Nos </p></div>
<div id="attachment_1120" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 235px"><a href="http://turkeynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Stephanos.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1120 " title="Stephanos" src="http://turkeynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Stephanos-225x300.jpg" alt="Stephanos has fashion sense" width="225" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Looking Sharp</p></div>
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		<title>A Burfday of Note</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 14:10:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HULK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most of the time the posts on this site are about poker. Once in a while we celebrate the players, regardless of their taste in fashion. Last Wednesday one of our own turned 30, and on Saturday night celebrated with some friends at one of the finer bowling establishments in Norther Virginia. This joint was [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most of the time the posts on this site are about poker. Once in a while we celebrate the players, regardless of their taste in fashion. Last Wednesday one of our own turned 30, and on Saturday night celebrated with some friends at one of the finer bowling establishments in Norther Virginia. This joint was so fine that a jacket and tie were required, so <a href="http://turkeynerd.com/?page_id=44">Elliot (EMG)</a> obliged.</p>
<p><a href="http://turkeynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Elliot-Birfday.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1112" title="Elliot-Birfday" src="http://turkeynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Elliot-Birfday-300x240.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="240" /></a></p>
<h1 style="text-align: center;">Happy Birthday, Elliot !</h1>
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		<title>EMHD B Series Wrap Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 00:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HULK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All Hail Lesley R. ! The EMHD series was her toy. She started the B series with a chopped win with Alan G. , picked up a nice high place in Event 3, and capped off her point gathering with an outright win of the Re-Buy event that was Event 4. All those points staked [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1><a href="http://turkeynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/emhd_logo_scaled.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-468" title="emhd_logo_scaled" src="http://turkeynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/emhd_logo_scaled.jpg" alt="" width="180" height="180" /></a>All Hail Lesley R. !</h1>
<p>The <a href="http://turkeynerd.com/?page_id=812">EMHD</a> series was her toy. She started the B series with a chopped win with Alan G. , picked up a nice high place in Event 3, and capped off her point gathering with an outright win of the Re-Buy event that was Event 4. All those points staked her to such a gigantic lead in the series that the final event was little more than a formality. There were 2 people that could possibly catch her at the start of the event, and both Alan G. and Brian P. would have had to win outright and eliminate half the field to make it happen. When those conditions became impossible, Lesley was presented her first place check and it seemed only fitting that although she exited event B-5 early, she picked up the check shortly after winning a sit and go tournament started by other early finishers.</p>
<h1>Most Hail John V. !</h1>
<p>The logjam for second place kept the fifth event in the series full of drama. While Lesley R. ran away and hid from the field, a whole lot of us that had found money and points in the previous events started the day dreaming of raking in enough pots to add $750 to any potential winnings. Truth be told, most of the field had to win the tournament out right to place second, and that wasn&#8217;t gonna be easy.</p>
<p>The final ten people alive had Brian P., Alan G., Canadian Shawn, Justin F., Wisconsin Geoff, and John V. all within striking distance of the 2nd place series prize. Alan G. overtook Brian P. for second place once the cards hit the felt due to participation points, and after Brian busted in 10th place, Alan G. could breath a little bit, but as he went out in 6th place he got to sweat out a final table that had 4 of the last 5 players ready to overtake him with an outright win. Canadian Shawn left in 5th after another deep run (and a hell of a series might I add) and Mike Senter left in 4th.  Wisconsin Geoff was Alan G.&#8217;s only hope in the final 3. It looked like things might go his way as John V. shoved with K 8 off suit and Wisconsin Geoff called with K 10. However on this day it would be John V. delivering the bad beat &#8230; a stark contrast to how earlier tournaments had gone for him near the end. That staked John V. to a chip lead at the table and shortly he would eliminate a game Justin F. to take a commanding chip lead heading into heads up.</p>
<p>The heads up didn&#8217;t last long. While I don&#8217;t remember the hand exactly, Wisconsin Geoff&#8217;s chips had to get into the middle , the blinds and antes were too high, and John V.&#8217;s chip lead was too large to dilly dally. John V. called and after the cards came out, was the winner of event B-5. The outright win propelled him into 2nd place overall and he was handed the check for $750 as a nice bonus to the $1805 B-5 prize.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d like to echo Chris&#8217;s words of thanks to end this post. I believe the attendance figures will bear it out, but this was easily the best of the <a href="http://turkeynerd.com/?page_id=812">EMHD</a> series yet. I know there have only been 3 of them, but I think we&#8217;ve got something special going on here, or at the very least something pretty damned fun.  Some of that has to do with the dealers being good at what they do (which would be dealing and in some cases drinking Coors Light),  some more of it has to do with the location that Harry and Lee G. procured for us. I for one know it was a relief not to sit in the corner EVERY DAMNED time. While thanks should definitely be offered to all of those groups, the biggest share of the thanks goes to the players. It wouldn&#8217;t be nearly as much fun without you.</p>
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		<title>EMHD Event B-5 Results</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 23:41:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HULK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The B series ended with a lot of people perspiring. I&#8217;ll try to detail the need for Right Guard in the next post, but this post is just about the final event in the EMHD B-Series. 28 people showed up to make a run at the Deep Stack event. I&#8217;m sure that the overlay for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://turkeynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/emhd_logo_scaled.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-468" title="emhd_logo_scaled" src="http://turkeynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/emhd_logo_scaled.jpg" alt="" width="180" height="180" /></a>The B series ended with a lot of people perspiring. I&#8217;ll try to detail the need for Right Guard in the next post, but this post is just about the final event in the <a href="http://turkeynerd.com/?page_id=812">EMHD</a> B-Series. 28 people showed up to make a run at the Deep Stack event. I&#8217;m sure that the overlay for B-5 created by meeting the series prize money helped a bit, but I also think that the large group vying for the second place series prize may have had something to do with it. At the start of the event an outright win with the right number of kills kept the top prize alive. Leave it to me to get things backwards and flame out in 27th.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s how the good players finished:</p>
<p>1. John V. (JVB) &#8211; 1704 (1579 Event Points + 5 Kills)<br />
2. Wisconsin Geoff &#8211; 982 (907  Event Points + 3 Kill)<br />
3. Justin F. &#8211; 705 (605 Event Points + 4 Kills)<br />
4. Mike S. &#8211; 319 (269 Event Points + 2 Kills)<br />
5. <a href="http://turkeynerd.com/?page_id=889">Canadian Shawn</a> &#8211; 234 (134 Event Points + 4 Kills)</p>
<p>Congratulations to everybody &#8230; especially JVB. He&#8217;s been one of the most consistent players in the B series and he finally broke through for the win in the event with the biggest pay out.</p>
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		<title>EMHD Event B-5 : Some thoughts from the Tournament Director</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:43:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HULK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With EMHD B-5 on the horizon, some words from the Tournament Director: The overriding premise for planning the EMHD 2010 Series B was to promote and stimulate participation.  The initial change of waiving the EMHD withholding once we reached our stated goal of $2250 for the EMHD prize money was unanimously agreed upon by the staff.  We in turn [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><em>With <a href="http://turkeynerd.com/?page_id=812">EMHD </a>B-5 on the horizon, some words from the Tournament Director:</em></div>
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<p>The overriding premise for planning the <a href="../?page_id=812">EMHD </a>2010 Series B was to    promote and stimulate participation.  The initial change of waiving the <a href="../?page_id=812">EMHD </a>withholding  once we  reached our stated goal of $2250 for the <a href="../?page_id=812"> EMHD </a>prize money was   unanimously agreed upon by the staff.  We in turn  discussed what to do   with the remaining money and decided to add it to  the prize pool of  The  Deep Stack event.   The first two Deep Stack  events  were lackluster  draws (13 and 19 respectively) so we were   simply looking for a carrot  to stimulate that participation and secure a   big field, or at least a  field commensurate with the previous   tournaments of that series.   Judging from the evite responses  during the  first 48-hours of its  release, 27 players, the plan seems  to working  quite well.</p>
<div>Thank you very much for your fantastic support of the <a href="../?page_id=812">EMHD </a>and if  you have any  other comments, please feel free to call or e-mail me  directly or  discuss it with any of the Staff members in person when you  see them.</div>
<div><a href="../?page_id=47">Chris Snear</a></div>
<div><strong>Tournament Director</strong></div>
<div><strong>Staff</strong>:</div>
<div><a href="../?page_id=172">Christian Wagner</a></div>
<div>Lee Grimm</div>
<div><a href="../?page_id=44">Elliot Golden</a></div>
<div><a href="../?page_id=38">John Hurst</a></div>
<div><a href="../?page_id=889">Shawn Sansom</a></div>
<div><a href="../?page_id=170">Jeff &#8220;Jocko&#8221; Evans</a></div>
<div><a href="../?page_id=164">Dan Schneiderman</a> (out of  the country)</div>
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		<title>EMHD Event B-4 Results</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HULK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well it&#8217;s been a while since Saturday, but to say we&#8217;ve all been busy checking, double checking, and triple checking everything about EMHD B-4 would be a lie.  I was too forgetful to take note of the points awarded on Saturday, so I for one appreciate your patience. Event B-4 was a pretty large re-buy [...]]]></description>
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<p>Well it&#8217;s been a while since Saturday, but to say we&#8217;ve all been busy checking, double checking, and triple checking everything about EMHD B-4 would be a lie.  I was too forgetful to take note of the points awarded on Saturday, so I for one appreciate your patience.</p>
<p>Event B-4 was a pretty large re-buy tournament, 29 players and 60 total buys. This number was well short of the record and the action was not nearly as fast and loose as often happens in re-buy tournaments &#8230; we played well through past the first break before we were able to get into 2 tables.  Looking at the numbers it seems that there were actually more Add-Ons at the break than Re-Buys prior to the break. I&#8217;ve been saying all along this field is getting tougher, I&#8217;d like to believe this is further indication of me being right &#8230; if for no other reason than I so very much enjoy being right. I&#8217;ve rambled enough &#8230; onto the results:</p>
<p>Congratulations to the winners !</p>
<blockquote><p>1. Lesley R. &#8211; 1692</p>
<p>2. Brian P. &#8211; 972</p>
<p>3.  Dan H. &#8211; 648</p>
<p>4. <a href="../?page_id=889">Canadian  Shawn</a> &#8211; 288</p>
<p>5.  John V.B. &#8211; 144</p>
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<p>If anybody remembers the hope I said that Brian P. brought to the  masses in the results for EMHD B-3 (look down, the time for postings on  this blog has been cut short of late) you can kiss it good bye.  Apparently taking that as a challenge Lesley R. decided to make it all  but a formality for the last event by adding an outright win to her  chopped win and a 2nd place this series.</p>
<p>Fortunately there&#8217;s a pool of people fighting for the second place prize that should bring enough drama to Event B-5 that it&#8217;ll be worth watching. OH ! And I almost forgot &#8230; we hit our prize money pay out for the series prizes &#8230; there will be no EMHD series money taken out, and we went over by 480 dollars so EMHD Event B-5 will have a little overlay to it.</p>
<p>Event B-5 takes place on Saturday, April 3rd &#8230; registration opens at 10:15 am and the cards hit the table at 11:00am. I&#8217;ll see you there.</p>
<address>*The scores listed above include only event points, and do not  reflect attendance or kill points. For a quick look at the standings,  check the column to the right, and for a more in depth break down, take a  look at the <a href="http://turkeynerd.com/?page_id=823">Full EMHD Leaderboard</a>.</address>
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		<title>EMHD Event B-3 Results</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:13:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Event B-3 was played this past Saturday. I wasn&#8217;t there to observe, so I don&#8217;t have too many details to share here. I do however have Chris&#8217;s spreadsheet to look at and here&#8217;s how it shook down: Congratulations to the winners ! 1. Brian P. &#8211; 1087 2. Lesley R. &#8211; 617 3.  Alan G. [...]]]></description>
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<p>Event B-3 was played this past Saturday. I wasn&#8217;t there to observe, so I don&#8217;t have too many details to share here. I do however have <a href="http://turkeynerd.com/?page_id=47">Chris&#8217;s</a> spreadsheet to look at and here&#8217;s how it shook down:</p>
<p>Congratulations to the winners !</p>
<blockquote><p>1. Brian P. &#8211; 1087</p>
<p>2. Lesley R. &#8211; 617</p>
<p>3. <a href="http://turkeynerd.com/?page_id=889"></a> Alan G. &#8211; 478</p>
<p>4. Faith L. &#8211; 168</p>
<p>5.  <a href="../?page_id=889">Canadian Shawn</a> &#8211; 159</p></blockquote>
<p>I know what you&#8217;re thinking &#8230; why do you just throw the same damned names up there and rearrange them so it looks good ?! I can assure you, it&#8217;s not like that at all. The repeats in the list are playing some good poker and deserve repeated mention. Lesley R. , Alan G., Faith L., and the Useless Ass Staff&#8217;s own <a href="../?page_id=889">Canadian Shawn</a> are starting to make it look easy to get points. But before we all bow our heads in despair I present to you <strong>Brian P. </strong>! A first time winner who reminds us in the immortal words of California&#8217;s governor &#8220;If it bleeds, we can kill it&#8221;. Congratulations, Brian.</p>
<p>Hope and points aplenty in EMHD B4 coming up at noon on March 20th. Show up at 11:15 to register.</p>
<address>*The scores listed above include only event points, and do not reflect attendance or kill points. For a quick look at the standings, check the column to the right, and for a more in depth break down, take a look at the <a href="http://turkeynerd.com/?page_id=823">Full EMHD Leaderboard</a>.</address>
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		<title>MH62 is in need of some help</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 19:40:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HULK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TurkeyNerds and TurkeyNerdettes we find ourselves with a bit of a situation. MH62 needs a new hand to call his own. It was the BMRK that declared his hand, and in the past few weeks he&#8217;s become extremely distraught that these two cards are becoming associated with his name. I implore you (both of you) [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>TurkeyNerds and TurkeyNerdettes we find ourselves with a bit of a situation. <a href="http://turkeynerd.com/?page_id=47">MH62</a> needs a new hand to call his own. It was the <a href="http://turkeynerd.com/?page_id=495">BMRK</a> that declared his hand, and in the past few weeks he&#8217;s become extremely distraught that these two cards are becoming associated with his name. I implore you (both of you) that read this blog when an <a href="http://turkeynerd.com/?page_id=812">EMHD</a> event isn&#8217;t coming up, to vote now for the new cards that will be associated with <a href="http://turkeynerd.com/?page_id=47">MH62</a>.</p>
<p>The contenders will be dropped down to 3 or so by the end of the EMHD B series, and with any luck he&#8217;ll have his new hand at the deep stack event.</p>
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